| Friday, December 12th, 2008 |
| 11:29 pm |
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| Friday, July 4th, 2008 |
| 11:27 am |
I'm back
Well that was fun. Well at least the first week was then it was like something out of a Jason Bourne born story. But i'm glad to be back....to my comfy bed, my friends, and the weather that is not 110 fucking degrees. Now i'm gonna spend the day doing laundry opening mail calling a few freinds then have a couple of beers blow the neighbors up (in retaliation for last year) then hit the clubs. |
| Wednesday, June 18th, 2008 |
| 8:10 am |
Summer?
All right that hangs it. Looks like if i want summer i'm going to have to go and find it. So with that i bid all you kiddies a fond farewell as i head to the airport bound for Morocco and sun. See ya in a couple of weeks. |
| Sunday, June 15th, 2008 |
| 12:58 pm |
tired of it
I have had just about enough of this shit. I am sorely disappointed in people who make rash decisions based upon one source of information. Grow the fuck up and realize the this is not fucking elementary school and as adults there could be some dynamics to situations that you are not seeing or are not privy to, due to the fact that it's none of your god damned business. Just because you read it or somebody posts it does not make it true, you fucking lemmings. So please retreat back to your little gossip knitting circle, grab a needle, insert in ear and push hard. Current Mood: infuriated |
| Thursday, December 6th, 2007 |
| 3:55 pm |
People say i don't post enough.
Well then here ya go peoples. Got my Christmas present early in the form of my timing belt on the jetta breaking and bending just about all of my valves (damn non interference engines). So the fun part is that if i do the majority of the work then it will only cost me 500.00 plus the belt, gaskets and other nik naks needed when re-installing an engine head. So i'm still gonna do this but the engine is tired and she just doesn't have the push you back into your seat power that she used to. This was going to be address in a year or two but hey broke engine=just do it now. So off i went today to BECU and gots me a loan check for 3 grand then on the advice of a friend called a quasi local wrecking yard and with any luck i will have a new heart for my jetta this weekend. So in a month or two i will (luck willing) be rocketing down the street in a MK11 jetta with a G60 supercharged engine. Teehee Shawn likey the vroom vroom fast stuff. Current Mood: giddy |
| Friday, November 16th, 2007 |
| 5:35 pm |
Irony 101
So little ol me got my Myspace hacked last night by Jesus. had me laughing my ass off all day. funny how something that would piss most people off started my day off with a smile. A good helping of irony is just what the doctor ordered. He was asking all you souls to take a quiz to find out if your going to heaven. Which i find funny cause i'm going straight to hell and so are all of you. That is all...now of to find that little s.o.b. and string him up again. |
| Thursday, September 13th, 2007 |
| 4:32 pm |
Ya didnt see that coming.
1 Race Car Mechanic 2.Diesel Mechanic 3.Aircraft Mechanic 4.Automobile Mechanic 5.Motorcycle Mechanic 6.Elevator Installer and Repairer 7.Millwright 8.Sprinkler System Installer 9.Industrial Machinery Mechanic 10.Small Engine Mechanic But what the fuck is with 7 and 8? |
| Thursday, September 6th, 2007 |
| 11:17 am |
Its all about the Journy
So most of you know that i don't post unless its some crazy or weird shit. Well i think this fits in that category nicely. The roomie (Thomas) and i were driving on I-5 on our way back from Burning Man with about a thousand pounds of tools and misc. camping what-not. Around the Cali. Oregon border just outside of Weed (i know i know) the hitch pin decided that it was going on another trip, hence forth freeing our trailer to start its new career as a asphalt plowing device. Well needless to say it turned sideways we tried to brake but alas the embankment on the freeway shoulder was calling our name. Not wanting to hurt said embankments feelings we obliged it and with simple and in uni sen statement of "AH FUCK" we slammed right into it. Oh but it gets much more fun from there. This is were our friend physics comes into the story and demonstrates Mass,Angles of trajectory, Speed and Torsion. Needless to say i saw sky and dirt twice before we came to rest. Now the funny thing is that the trucker behind us saw the whole thing , stopped and witnessed me pop out of the passenger window with my cowboy hat on and my still lit cigarette in my mouth with only a scratch for my troubles.God i wish he had got that on video. The downside to all this is that my roomie and i are out an extra grand , a truck and a trailer. The upside is that were both unharmed and thanks to our packing skills all of our tools and equipment were undamaged. I have posted the photos on my Myspace account for all those morbid accident freaks ....like me. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=55275221 |
| Thursday, June 28th, 2007 |
| 6:05 pm |
For Sonder
Because he will appreciate this and of course take it one step further. So their i was driving down Alki ave after a delivery drop. My eye was caught by the flags that stated "Seafare pirate landing July 7th". This of course got me thinking how fucking funny would it be that when the pirates landed their were 10 or 20 people dressed as Ninjas waiting on the beach. |
| Tuesday, April 24th, 2007 |
| 5:08 pm |
Damn Damn and Double Damn
So it completly snuck up on my ass but if anyone is interested the Electric Six is playing at Numoes tonight. Current Mood: frustrated |
| Thursday, March 15th, 2007 |
| 4:14 pm |
Rip Josh. Current Mood: annoyed |
| Friday, February 2nd, 2007 |
| 7:33 pm |
Could it be?
Oh it could be true....let it be true. This will make certain people very happy and the rest....well.....i don't care. So i heard on KCMU today that the Electric 6 are playing NuMOes in November. Tee hee oh i'm gona have to be there and drunk as snot...yep thats deffinetly the ticket. Current Mood: devious |
| Wednesday, January 17th, 2007 |
| 5:57 pm |
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| Friday, January 12th, 2007 |
| 5:16 pm |
Alright so i'm a jackass. Happy birthday sonder. After recent events it's nice that you are still around. And dont you even think of leaving us... i knows people in hell. |
| Friday, December 29th, 2006 |
| 3:47 pm |
Yo sucka
Mad birthday props to my boy big D.......the memorial service for his testies will be held on sunday. That is all. |
| Sunday, December 24th, 2006 |
| 12:44 pm |
Whoa
Ok so it seems that i only write about the weird shit i see, and to hold true to form this is what i saw earlier this week. So i'm in the office (truck) driving down 4th ave south and at the bus stop across from Costco is a lady. Now this is not strange in the slightest but as i 'm sitting at the light i glance over at her again and i end up having to take a triple take to realize that yes this is what i'm seeing. She look to be south american long wild hair with some beads in it, black slacks no shoes white v-neck t-shirt and a black ankle length duster/trench coat. The whole voodoo/shamen priestess look was enhanced by a walking stick with beads and other shit hanging from it, But what nailed it right to the fucking floor was the fact that she was stuffing a full grown Road Island Red rooster down the front of her shirt. Yep you read it right, a fucking ROOSTER!! I'm assuming that she was stuffing it down her shirt so that she could board the bus. Although i don't know any metro driver in their right mind that would deny a wild eyed witch woman with a f-en stick and a rooster on to his or her bus. So that's it until i see some more weird as shit ....which will most likely be next week. Current Mood: indescribable |
| Saturday, December 23rd, 2006 |
| 5:33 pm |
Hey
Is their anything or anybody going on or at the Merc on sunday? |
| Friday, December 15th, 2006 |
| 5:19 pm |
funny....but not for the neighbor
So anyone that knows me will laugh at this one. so i get up this morning for work and head out to warm up the kraut kart. I noticed something just wasn't right, then it hit me "Hey weren't their two trees right their". Yep that's right folks two 60 to 70 foot cottenwoods uprooted and took out my neighbors house. thankfully he works nights so no one was home. The messed up thing is that my first thoughts after "OH SNAP thats a big f-en tree" was "Damn right you better not fall on my car" which was fallowed up with "I fuckin slept through that!". Ah well. So if anyone needs some unlicenced and un bonded tree work done give me a shout. I still have all my tree climbing gear and have chain saws will travel. So help me pay off my credit cards and spread the word. that is all until "end of day's" part II happens Current Mood: giddy |
| Tuesday, June 27th, 2006 |
| 6:21 pm |
Will someone please tell Sonder that if im not added to his freinds list im going to urinate in one of his cavities, or i'll just be all sullen and dejected. |
| Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 |
| 4:33 pm |
I'm only wrighting this on here because i don't have it in me to tell people over and over again. So for those of you that know what i have been going through you will know what i'm talking about. The answer was yes she does have it and it's my turn to find out if i do as well. |